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Do you like reading reviews -- you know, of movies, or books, or albums, or food?

Really? Why? Wait, the other question -- why not? The trouble with a lot of written reviews for things is that their main consideration is to arrive at a recommendation for a product. If you want to find a movie on Friday night or a restaurant on a Saturday, you go looking for a review and for a recommendation.

The point of htp://www.ghostlittle.com/ is to remove that sell from the equation. We review things that leave enough of an impression that they deserve to be viewed again, hence, reviewed. We look back at these things becaues they stick in our heads like catchy songs or bothersome annoyances, forcing us to get ideas out on the page.

 


The Alchemist

The Alchemist Book Art"Something even better than value."
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Dark Souls

Dark Souls Retro Title Screen". . .a digital-fantasy hero-simulation for humans."
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ExciteTruck

ExciteTruck Nintendo Wii Art". . . ExciteTruck is the best game created for the Nintendo Wii."
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Final Fantasy IX

Final Fantasy IX Dagger Hair Cut"Final Fantasy IX is a videogame, meditating."
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The Fountain

What The Fountain Means"Then the musical score, which has been boggarting about in the background of every shot, hits its mark, and all you want to do is eat cookies and hug a cat to displace the charcoal-flavored I.E.D. that detonated in your guts."
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F-Zero GX

F-Zero GX Casino Palace"Casually whittling down the competition is shark-esque. It's Tiburonean."
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The Hunger Games

Hunger Games Archery Fanart"A farmgirl with a compound bow on a mission to kill teenagers on a reality TV show run by a totalitarian government in the not-too distant future wilderness."
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Jane Eyre (2011)

Ghosts In Jane Eyre"That's humanity. It's a time-traveling bullshit-breaking missile, killing insecurities, past and present, with chemical weapons that violate the Geneva Conventions."
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Killzone 3

Killzone 3 Guns"It's just your gun occupying Killzone's world. If the gun was a more fun person to pal around and goof off with, then this would be acceptable. . ."
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The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Majora's Mask Is Weird"It's the best prom ever!"
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Skyward Sword Zelda falling". . .an adventure set within the architecture of a sub-human mind."
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LittleBigPlanet

LittleBigPlanet sucks

". . .a pretentious, private elementary school compressed into a hyper-concentrated videogame form. It's the most indifferent game of all time."
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Metal Gear Solid 2 Raiden"The illusion of control via the illusion of simulation."
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Paradise Lost

Paradise Lost Essay Art"Paradise Lost has the balls to dissolve confusion, changing the topic of conversation from 'why?' to 'because, bitch.' It's a great piece of mythological fan-fiction. It's a great piece of persuasive advertising."
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The Prestige

The Prestige Cats and hats"This is a movie about being fooled because we want to be fooled and it doesn't stop there -- we want to be fooled by something complicated and we won't take simple for an answer. . . Don't look closely. Stand at a distance. You aren't being fooled."
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Princess Mononoke

Princess Mononoke is sad"...body of a reindeer, feet of a chicken, antlers like tree roots, chest plumage of an eagle, tail of a fox, face like a painted semi-humanoid African lion mask (yup!)..."
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The Raid: Redemption

The Raid knife fight"This is the single best movie about an expert fighting for his life in very threatening surroundings."
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Saints Row: The Third

Saints Row The Third Black and White Boxart". . .a super-deformed, weaponized-speedball that knows the difference between good and evil."
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Shakespeare In Love

Modern Shakespeare". . .honestly, Shakespeare In Love is not meta enough. . . it is like throwing a bratwurst down a hallway."
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Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch Fanart"It's like Michael Moore's version of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. That movie would blow, and so does this."
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The Tree Of Life

What The Tree Of Life Means". . .a science, fiction film."
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Valkyria Chronicles

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"If there ever can be a best game about war, this is it. It's long, brutal, occasionally boring, always intense, and above all else, never really in your control."
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Vanquish

Vanquish PS3 Art". . .fighting stupid with stupid."
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