Certain movies are worth talking about, possibly because nobody has come to their defense, possibly because it's fun to dogpile onto a deserving cinematic trainwreck.
We admit that we have an affinity for themetically-murky movies and utterly-retarded movies. If you can't watch a double-feature of Crank and The Tree Of Life because of a drastic personality hang-up, then you've come to the right place. This is the first day of the rest of your movie-watching life. Everything has a chance to suck, just as everything has the right to overcome negative associations.
We review movies that deserve to be raised up and movies that deserve to be kicked while they're down. Fair is fair.